My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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