i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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