That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Pants are for mortals
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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