Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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