Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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