he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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