I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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