She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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