She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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