So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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