How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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