The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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