Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Pants are for mortals
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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