Christians are straight up FREAKS
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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