i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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