The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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