I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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