Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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