time to smoke my breakfast
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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