i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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