i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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