Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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