another moral hangover. fuck.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
