Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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