but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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