I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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