i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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