He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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