how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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