There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Randomize
