but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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