Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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