It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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