haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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