I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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