Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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