How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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