i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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