Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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