hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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