And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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