And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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