Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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