We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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