Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
