How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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