I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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