By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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