your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
