Dual....:-)
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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