laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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